The Apocalypse is [not]REAL

‘F’ is for ‘fire’ that burns down the...

Tue, 21 Feb 2012 01:18:20 -0500

‘F’ is for ‘fire’ that burns down the whole town, ‘U’ is for ‘uranium’… bomb. ‘N’ is for ‘no survivors’~

SO DON’T FUCK IT UP! :)

Tue, 21 Feb 2012 01:02:03 -0500

SO DON’T FUCK IT UP! :)

Some uses for pennies: SO DON’T THROW THEM AWAY. Could use...

Mon, 20 Feb 2012 21:16:00 -0500

Some uses for pennies: SO DON’T THROW THEM AWAY.

Could use them in the upcoming End… [Not for the Dollar Menu though]:

☢ the “Three Penny” Radio

☢ Use for leverage to pry off the lid from a difficult childproof medication bottle.

☢ Use as an impromptu screwdriver in a wide slotted bolt.

☢ Scratch off lottery tickets.

☢ For good luck, place one over every doorway when you move into a home. [When you find/make a good one at least]

☢ Fill a sock with pennies for self defense.

☢ To make an old lawn mower easier to start, rub a penny between the condenser on the engine to help them conduct better. [for your heavenly lawn that you’ve always dreamed of]

☢ Use to make crafts and jewelry. [Well- never bad to look nice]

☢ Nail through one when you need to spread the holding force of the nail head over a greater area.

☢ Place one on your loved one’s grave to let them know you have been there and think of them [for what I’m thinking that will be plenty useful].

☢ Increase the pH of soil for hydrangeas.

☢ Trap someone in their room by forcing three or four pennies stacked together between the door and door jam.

☢ Ask someone much older than you what a penny used to buy. [That’s funny]

☢ Replacement checkers.

Can’t find a McDonald’s out here… and just...

Mon, 20 Feb 2012 20:23:58 -0500

Can’t find a McDonald’s out here… and just when I found enough pennies for the dollar menu.

FUCK. MY. LIFE.

Doomsday Clock Moves 1 minute closer to midnight | Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists

Mon, 20 Feb 2012 17:19:07 -0500

Doomsday Clock Moves 1 minute closer to midnight | Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists:

WASHINGTON, D.C. — January 10, 2012 — Faced with inadequate progress on nuclear weapons reduction and proliferation, and continuing inaction on climate change, the Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists (BAS) announced today that it has moved the hands of its famous “Doomsday Clock” to five minutes to midnight.

The last time the Doomsday Clock minute hand moved was in January 2010, when the Clock’s minute hand was pushed back one minute from five to six minutes before midnight.

YOLO — let me just say that music should some how keep on...

Mon, 20 Feb 2012 17:13:27 -0500

YOLO — let me just say that music should some how keep on going even when the world stops functioning [properly].

How & Why to Use Your Gasmask

Mon, 20 Feb 2012 15:10:45 -0500

I will post original work on this matter soon but for now I share a easily found website that helps explain the gas-mask protocol and uses. I DO NOT STEAL SOMEONE ELSE’S HARD WORK— so neither should you… pricks.

[NOTE: a gas mask, while incredibly fashionable, will not save you from radiation]

Shit I want a jacket like that… [it’s just a design...

Mon, 20 Feb 2012 14:42:27 -0500

Shit I want a jacket like that…
[it’s just a design but for the upcoming doomsday I plan on picking up some needle work]

Don’t want holes in my jammies. Damn — life is going to SUCK without iPods. I listen to music just about every fucking day.

☢ If even the Sun itself isn't immune to extinction then why do we [humans] delude ourselves into believing that we are exempt from such a fate.

Mon, 20 Feb 2012 08:58:07 -0500

Photo

Mon, 20 Feb 2012 08:50:27 -0500

I want YOU to prepare for the upcoming annihilation!

Mon, 20 Feb 2012 08:35:20 -0500

I want YOU to prepare for the upcoming annihilation!

Here’s the thing: we human’s haven’t come up...

Mon, 20 Feb 2012 08:32:33 -0500

Here’s the thing: we human’s haven’t come up with anything [better].

Just accept it— we’re going to die. Be it nuclear-holocaust or… Zombies… Or God-forbid fucking aliens.

The Chernobyl disaster was a nuclear accident that occurred on...

Mon, 20 Feb 2012 08:08:19 -0500

The Chernobyl disaster was a nuclear accident that occurred on 26 April 1986 at the Chernobyl Nuclear Power Plant in the Ukraine.

Recognize the name? The big-shots in Hollywood mentioned this incident/location in the recent blockbuster Transformers: Dark of the Moon.

Sure it’s hot. Sticking your dick into a radioactive...

Mon, 20 Feb 2012 07:53:31 -0500

Sure it’s hot. Sticking your dick into a radioactive hole, very sexy.

Eh- going to die anyway, I guess it’s not such a ridiculous thought.

Sexy times, ladies— get on this good [radioactive] dick~ ☢

Here's a thought:

Mon, 20 Feb 2012 07:47:24 -0500

If the CDC [center for disease control] actually provides citizens a suggestion for apocalyptic situations, should that not precipitate that there is a reason to be concerned?

So then these alleged crusaders of the public’s well-being say that there are subsequent issues for preparing [e.g. radiological/nuclear emergencies]

+Lack of awareness public health responsibilities in radiological/nuclear emergencies
+Lack of funding
+Lack of subject matter expertise
+Lack of human resources for planning, exercises, and response

ALL OF THOSE THINGS ARE COMPLETELY MANAGEABLE! Not enough public awareness? Not enough human resources? [I’m going to fix that]

The CDC gives you a list of investors who plan to cash in on the inevitable doom:

Examples of funding sources

+ Department of Homeland Security
+Urban Areas Security Initiative Grants (UASI)
+ CDC
+Public Health Preparedness Grants
+Office of the Assistant Secretary for Preparedness and Response
(ASPR) – Health Preparedness Program
+Conference of Radiation Control Program Directors (CRCPD)

That’s comforting. Since I’m poor I’ll just settle for what I can get, which isn’t that much. I’ll have any readers know that there is in fact a good written promise that the CDC has addressed in solving those above listed issues. Have I seen it myself? NO. If I haven’t seen it, then I’m less likely to believe it. But again, I’m poor and no nothing of this high-tech world.

Is there a method to this madness?

LET’S LEARN ABOUT RADIATION~

HELLO: + I’m going to start off with this [lovely] quote....

Mon, 20 Feb 2012 05:37:23 -0500

HELLO:

+ I’m going to start off with this [lovely] quote.
+ I think it justifies just about everything this blog will entail.

[Sure I’m a little mad — but that’s not important]